A Dark Joke (AUS)
Deceased
dkb.h.37 - 15.3
Marking: Snip
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $9,200
Breeder: John Cutshall
Total Points: 5
Turf Points: 5
Stats: 9: 1-0-0
Dirt: 1: 0-0-0
Turf: 7: 1-0-0
AW: 1: 0-0-0
BSF: 61
Sire: Keepmeinthedark Dam: A Joke  
Grand Sire: Night Shade Dam Sire: A Bus Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-34 Week-14 Day-2 Dropping Downs (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 6 - 7 furlongs. All Weather. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $8,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:26.44 em,hb Jockey: Jaclyn Darling
Tornadoes 2 Ipa 1 Mr. Lahey 1 Broke smoothly from gate mid pack wide turn no kick (9)
9 $0  
Year-32 Week-16 Day-5 Child's Play Park (CAN) Condition: Soft. Race 7 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $12,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:10.54 hb,tt Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
Woofer 1 3/4 Just Adjust 1 Ser Meryn 1 1/4 Broke well between rivals early angled out no rally (10)
10 $0  
Year-32 Week-14 Day-5 Child's Play Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 6 furlongs. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Allowance. Purse $15,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:10.06 hb,tt Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
Almost Angelic 1 1/2 Instantaneous 1 1/2 General Manager 1 Broke poorly steadied behind horses wide turn flattened out (12)
12 $0  
Year-32 Week-12 Day-5 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 5 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Claiming. Claiming price $32,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:04.55 hb,tt Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
Errigal 2 1/4 Jingled 1 3/4 Texan Ranger 1 1/4 Broke smoothly from gate tucked in moved inside evenly (8)
7 $0  
Year-32 Week-10 Day-5 Cyprus Racecourse (CYP) Condition: Firm. Race 3 - 7 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Famagusta Cup." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $50,000 Entry Fee $500 (40 points) Finish Time 1:28.40 hb,tt Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
Concrete 1 Singing Bird 1 A Silent Kiss 1 1/4 Broke outwards settled responded when urged outfinished (10)
10 $0  
Year-32 Week-8 Day-5 Kenya Racecourse (KEN) Condition: Firm. Race 1 - 7 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. "Amboseli National Park Stakes." 2 year olds. Stakes. Purse $75,000 Entry Fee $750 (40 points) Finish Time 1:24.25 hb,tt Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
Surround 1 1/4 Speak 2 1/4 Turnupthevolume 1 Broke poorly rushed up on rail turn evenly (6)
5 $1,500  
Year-32 Week-6 Day-5 Juvenile Acres (AUS) Condition: Soft. Race 8 - 6 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Restricted to AUS-Breds. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:11.33 hb,tt Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
A Dark Joke 1 The Cats Balls 1 1/2 A Time to Kill -- Broke well dueled urged along won under mild drive (3)
1 $6,000  
Year-32 Week-4 Day-5 Australia Race Course (AUS) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 5 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Restricted to AUS-Breds. Purse $20,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:59.28 hb Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
Don't Miss a Beat 2 Hotep 2 3/4 Carnaval 4 Broke outwards between rivals early moved inside gave way (4)
4 $1,400  
Year-32 Week-2 Day-5 Juvenile Acres (AUS) Condition: Soft. Race 1 - 4 1/2 furlongs. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Special Weight. Restricted to AUS-Breds. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 0:53.06 Jockey: Samantha Wilcox
The Runaway Jury 2 1/4 Harmless Squirrel 1 A Dark Romance 1 Broke inwards tucked in moved between horses no rally (5)
5 $300  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-34 Week-14 Day-3 5 furlongs. Dirt.
fb,hb
1:04.33
Year-34 Week-11 Day-1 7 furlongs. All Weather.
em,hb
1:28.48
Year-32 Week-3 Day-1 3 furlongs. Dirt.
0:39.61
Year-31 Week-14 Day-1 3 furlongs. Turf.
fe
0:37.10
Year-31 Week-12 Day-1 3 furlongs. Turf.
tt
0:37.07
Year-31 Week-9 Day-4 3 furlongs. Turf.
b
0:37.10
Year-31 Week-7 Day-1 3 furlongs. Turf.
l
0:37.05
Year-31 Week-5 Day-1 3 furlongs. Turf.
0:37.00
Y34-W14-D6 Became a Lesson Horse
Y34-W14-D6 Pensioned
Y34-W14-D6 Retired
Y34-W14-D3 Has bone splints.
Y34-W14-D3 Schooled in the Gate
Y34-W14-D3 Schooled in the Paddock
Y34-W14-D3 Galloped
Y34-W14-D3 Trainer: 'A Dark Joke' had a nice gallop this morning, but it's hard to tell how good he will be as a racehorse. By the way, have you ever put a shadow roll on A Dark Joke? That might help with focus on what's ahead, rather than shadows below.
Y34-W14-D1 Moved to Dropping Downs
Y34-W14-D1 Schooled in the Paddock
Y34-W14-D1 Schooled in the Gate
Y34-W14-D1 Galloped
Y34-W14-D1 Trainer: 'A Dark Joke's' gallop looked okay, but I hope to see improvement next out.
Y34-W14-D1 Schooled in the Paddock
Y34-W14-D1 Sold to Bella Molan for $1,000
Y34-W11-D1 Vet: He seems to be pretty fit. This horse is tired today, you might want to make sure He rests for a couple of days.
Y34-W11-D1 Schooled in the Paddock
Y34-W11-D1 Galloped
Y34-W11-D1 Trainer: 'A Dark Joke' had a nice gallop this morning, but it's hard to tell how good he will be as a racehorse.
Y34-W1-D5 Sold to Alexis Toalson for $1,000
Y32-W16-D5 Moved to Gateway Farms
Y32-W16-D2 Moved to Child's Play Park
Y32-W14-D5 Moved to Winged Tortoise Stable
Y32-W14-D1 Moved to Child's Play Park
Y32-W11-D7 Moved to Price Is Right Park
Y32-W10-D4 Moved to Granite Creek International
Y32-W10-D1 Moved to Cyprus Racecourse
Y32-W8-D5 Moved to Granite Creek International
Y32-W8-D1 Moved to Kenya Racecourse
Y32-W7-D1 Moved to Trochilidae Ridge Farms
Y32-W6-D2 Moved to Juvenile Acres
Y32-W4-D7 Trainer: 'A Dark Joke' is a bit aggressive and is always fighting against the bit. I'd use a tongue tie. I think he needs one other piece of equipment too.
Y32-W4-D6 Moved to Trochilidae Ridge Farms
Y32-W4-D1 Moved to Australia Race Course
Y32-W2-D5 Moved to Trochilidae Ridge Farms
Y32-W2-D1 Sold to Jeff Reeder for $12,000
Y32-W1-D4 Schooled in the Gate
Y32-W1-D4 Schooled in the Paddock
Y32-Preseason Moved to Juvenile Acres
Y32-Preseason Sold at auction to Rob Solmundson for $7,000
Y30-Break Galloped
Y30-Break Renamed
Y30-Break Bred by John Cutshall

Y34-W14-D1 Sold to Bella Molan for $1,000
Y34-W1-D5 Sold to Alexis Toalson for $1,000
Y32-W2-D1 Sold to Jeff Reeder for $12,000
Y32-Preseason Sold at auction to Rob Solmundson for $7,000
Y30-Break Bred by John Cutshall

 

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