Clown Vodka | SIMHorseRacing

Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-37 Week-14 Day-5 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 7 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.85 b,l Jockey: Mark Starr Delusional Lass 1 1/2 Miss Pokey Hontas 1 My Secret Love 1 Broke well tucked in moved inside gave way (11)	5	$300
Year-37 Week-11 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 40 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $75,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.88 b,l Jockey: Mark Starr Guajira 2 3/4 Clown Vodka 1 1/2 The Queen's Land 1 Steadied start off the pace wide turn gamely stretch (7)	2	$3,300
Year-37 Week-8 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 17 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $75,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:36.10 b,l Jockey: Mark Starr She's a Condor 1 3/4 Act 1 Clown Vodka 1 1/4 Pinched break hustled inside responded when urged willingly stretch (5)	3	$1,500
Year-37 Week-5 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 15 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $75,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.99 b,l Jockey: Mark Starr Clown Vodka 1 1/4 Stregheria 2 3/4 Confess the Empire 1 Stumbled start battled moved between horses kept to task stretch (8)	1	$7,500
Year-37 Week-2 Day-1 Middleground Park (TN) Condition: Firm. Race 6 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $45,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:36.09 b,l Jockey: Mark Starr Cheer My Words 1 1/4 Clown Vodka 1 In the Gulf 1 Broke quickly rushed up moved inside willingly stretch (9)	2	$3,300
Year-36 Week-15 Day-2 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 15 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.90 b,l Jockey: Mark Starr Holiday From You 2 1/2 Silver Screen Miss 1 Fear of Rubber 1 Broke smoothly from gate settled well split rivals evenly (8)	5	$240
Year-36 Week-12 Day-5 SIMperior Park (KY) Condition: Firm. Race 7 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. SIMperior Players Only. 3 year olds. NW3 Lifetime. Purse $20,000 (20 points) Finish Time 1:35.89 b,l Jockey: Mark Starr High Tale 1 Two K Games 1 Swim Or Sink 1 Broke quickly tucked in along rail on rail turn lacked response (12)	9	$0
Year-36 Week-3 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 27 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Fillies. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,000. Purse $7,500 (10 points) Finish Time 1:36.09 l Jockey: Chelsea Ferrari Prime Maker 3 3/4 Andys Answer 1 Gi Gi 1 1/4 Broke smoothly from gate settled urged along no rally (8)	4	$525
Year-35 Week-16 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Yielding. Race 10 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $1,000. Purse $6,500 (10 points) Finish Time 1:36.19 l Jockey: Chelsea Ferrari Fleet Tested 1 1/4 Clown Vodka 1 1/4 Favorable Destiny 1 Broke smoothly from gate vied with rival saved ground willingly stretch (12)	2	$1,430
Year-35 Week-13 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Firm. Race 61 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $500. Purse $5,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:36.44 l Jockey: Chelsea Ferrari Clown Vodka 1 3/4 Vanity Star 1 1/4 Starland 1 Away alertly off the pace responded when urged kept to task stretch (12)	1	$2,500
Year-35 Week-10 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Yielding. Race 34 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $50,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:36.33 Jockey: Chelsea Ferrari Plan of Reality 1 1/4 Magic Keys 1 Too Much Awesome 1 Broke quickly chased rivals wide off turn hung (11)	5	$200
Year-35 Week-7 Day-5 Futurity Park (FL) Condition: Yielding. Race 25 - 1 mile. Turf. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Special Weight. Purse $25,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:35.85 Jockey: Chelsea Ferrari Miss the Signs 1 1/2 Bless the Crowd 2 1/2 Keys to the West 1 Bobbled break saved ground angled in lacked response (11)	10	$0

SIM Date	Distance	Equipment	Time
Year-36 Week-11 Day-1	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,sr	0:47.73
Year-36 Week-10 Day-2	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,nw	0:47.80
Year-36 Week-9 Day-1	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,l	0:47.20
Year-36 Week-8 Day-1	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,fb	0:47.80
Year-36 Week-7 Day-1	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,hb	0:47.77
Year-36 Week-6 Day-3	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,fb	0:47.80
Year-36 Week-5 Day-1	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,fe	0:47.68
Year-36 Week-4 Day-2	4 furlongs. Turf.	b,em	0:47.69
Year-34 Week-9 Day-1	4 furlongs. Turf.		0:48.00
Year-34 Week-5 Day-5	4 furlongs. Turf.		0:47.84

Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $27,210)

Name	Type	Sire	Earnings	Stats
Clown Car Drama	ch.m.28	Hagrid	$14,750	3: 0-0-0
Drunk Dragon I	ch.g.29	Trogdor	$5,000	4: 0-0-0
One More Dollar I	gr.g.30	Frankel	$7,460	14: 1-1-0

Horse	Flat	Steeplechaser
Rilian	B-	C
Run You Clever Boy	B-	C
Stefan	B-	C

Y37-Break Agent: 'Clown Vodka' should be a good broodmare, the kind that could surprise you with a nice runner once in a while. Unfortunately, 'Clown Vodka' probably won't produce a very good steeplechaser.
Y37-Break Retired
Y37-W14-D7 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y37-W14-D2 Moved to Middleground Park
Y37-W11-D6 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y37-W11-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y37-W8-D4 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y37-W7-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y37-W5-D2 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y37-W4-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y37-W2-D2 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y37-W1-D5 Moved to Middleground Park
Y36-W15-D2 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y36-W14-D6 Moved to Penny Pincher Park
Y36-W12-D6 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y36-W12-D2 Moved to Premium Park
Y36-W3-D2 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y36-W3-D2 Trainer: 'Clown Vodka' has trouble focusing and likes to look around. Maybe try adding blinkers? I think she needs one other piece of equipment too.
Y36-W3-D2 Claimed by Dave Zilla for $1,000
Y36-W2-D7 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y36-Preseason Galloped
Y36-Preseason Trainer: Great gallop! 'Clown Vodka' should have a productive career.
Y35-W16-D3 Moved to Allta Capall Farm
Y35-W12-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y35-W10-D1 Moved to Cascadia Farm
Y35-W9-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y35-W8-D5 Galloped
Y35-W8-D5 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Clown Vodka' should have a productive career.
Y35-W7-D5 Moved to Cascadia Farm
Y35-W7-D2 Moved to Futurity Park
Y35-W1-D7 Galloped
Y35-W1-D7 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Clown Vodka' should have a productive career.
Y34-Break Moved to Cascadia Farm
Y34-W14-D3 Galloped
Y34-W14-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Clown Vodka' should have a productive career.
Y34-W13-D4 Galloped
Y34-W13-D4 Trainer: 'Clown Vodka' galloped around the track as if she had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, she caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y34-W4-D6 Galloped
Y34-W4-D6 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Clown Vodka' should have a productive career.
Y34-Preseason Galloped
Y34-Preseason Trainer: Great gallop! 'Clown Vodka' should have a productive career.
Y33-Break Bred by Inca Stables

Y36-W3-D2 Claimed by Dave Zilla for $1,000
Y33-Break Bred by Inca Stables

Clown Vodka (GBR) Deceased	gr.m.34 - 15.1 Marking: No Marking Thoroughbred	Earnings: $20,795
Breeder: Inca Stables	Total Points: 21 Turf Points: 21	Stats: 12: 2-3-1 Dirt: 0: 0-0-0 Turf: 12: 2-3-1 AW: 0: 0-0-0 BSF: 73
Sire: Florida Keys	Dam: Vdova
Grand Sire: Tondeiru	Dam Sire: Performing Tricks	Not for sale
Pedigree Chart	Nominated to: None