Race Information	Finish	Earnings
Year-46 Week-15 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Good. Race 18 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.83 bts,hp Jockey: Wesley Faulkner Somebodyhot nck Run for Youth ns Leave You This Way nck Evenly (8)	8	$0
Year-46 Week-13 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Good. Race 18 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.87 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Amble Dalista 3/4 Tear Jerk Story 1/2 Allthemoney 3/4 Strong early (7)	7	$0
Year-46 Week-11 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 24 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:50.39 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Spice Cove ns Amble Doctor 1 3/4 Crazy Jazz 1 Strong early (5)	5	$240
Year-46 Week-5 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 16 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.96 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Bea's Sixty hd Etch a Summer 2 Tear Jerk Story 2 1/4 Evenly (4)	4	$840
Year-46 Week-1 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Sloppy. Race 13 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.74 bts,hp Jockey: Wesley Faulkner Lindy's Fury ns Batch of Cash nck Long Island Artist hd Consistently (11)	11	$0
Year-45 Week-7 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 7 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.85 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Furious Flames hd Shrimp Bowl 1/2 Hot Encore nck Gained ground (7)	6	$0
Year-45 Week-5 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 16 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.49 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell The Late Money 3 1/2 Furious Flames nck Hewala 1/2 Fought for position (7)	7	$0
Year-45 Week-1 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 13 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.80 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Hotter Mischief nck Furious Flames 1 Hotter Than Hells 1 1/4 Struggled turns (11)	10	$0
Year-44 Week-15 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Sloppy. Race 18 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $2,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.58 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Hot Saint 1 1/2 Hotter Than Hells 2 Amble Blue Corn hd Off stride (8)	6	$0
Year-44 Week-10 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 16 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $16,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.38 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Cry Happy 1 Gypsy Faith 1/2 Play It Holy 1 Three wide (11)	5	$240
Year-44 Week-7 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 26 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.92 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Fox Valley Blues ns Gone Gibrian nck Hotter Mischief 1 Two wide (7)	7	$0
Year-44 Week-4 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 33 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $16,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.95 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Vintage Lair 3/4 Igetweird 1/2 Do Do Do Da Da Da nck Fought for position (8)	5	$200
Year-44 Week-1 Day-6 Akron Park (OH) Condition: Fast. Race 20 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:50.27 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Inside Money 1 3/4 Can't Be Serious nck Pacer Benny 3/4 Evenly (5)	2	$2,200
Year-43 Week-14 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 14 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.66 bts,hp Jockey: Wesley Faulkner Gottagetget 1/2 Lumber On the Loos ns Can't Be Serious ns Struggled turns (9)	3	$1,000
Year-43 Week-12 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 11 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.50 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Mary Kate Danaher 1 1/4 Rolling in Credit 3/4 Meliora Cogito hd Fought for position (10)	6	$0
Year-43 Week-7 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 22 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW3 Lifetime. Claiming price $8,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.72 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Velvet Sauce nck Can't Be Serious nck Filly On the Beach hd Consistently (11)	2	$2,200
Year-43 Week-5 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 21 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $5,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.58 bts,hp Jockey: Wesley Faulkner Roller Some ns Valley Lane nck Rolling in Credit 3/4 Four wide (9)	6	$0
Year-42 Week-3 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Sloppy. Race 29 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $16,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.64 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Conjunction hd Igotrites nck Britney Mak nck Off stride (11)	11	$0
Year-42 Week-2 Day-3 Freebird Raceway (MD) Condition: Fast. Race 9 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 4 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Claiming NW2 Lifetime. Claiming price $15,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.79 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Love to Tuscaror 1/2 Pepper Cash ns Miss the Fury nck Three wide (12)	12	$0
Year-41 Week-16 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 27 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds and up. Fillies and Mares. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $5,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.89 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Can't Be Serious ns Do It Once More 3/4 Redbook 1/2 Strongly (9)	1	$5,000
Year-41 Week-10 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 3 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $7,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.68 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Tanti ns Holy Milly nck Igetsmiles 1 Two wide (12)	5	$200
Year-41 Week-7 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 30 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $8,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.55 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Scary Bullet 3/4 Believed to Be Hot 1 Blue Becky ns Two wide (8)	5	$200
Year-41 Week-4 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Good. Race 37 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.45 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell Aw Shucks 1 Fury On nck No Calories 1 1/4 Consistently (9)	6	$0
Year-41 Week-2 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 4 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 3 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $10,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.73 bts,hp Jockey: Colin Campbell My Western Lady hd Busy Bowl nck Hot On the Money nck Off stride (12)	9	$0
Year-40 Week-14 Day-3 Freebird Raceway (MD) Condition: Muddy. Race 3 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $12,500. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.49 bts,hp Jockey: Madison Williams It's Amazing 1/2 Win Or Bust 1/2 Write Fury 1/2 Struggled turns (12)	9	$0
Year-40 Week-12 Day-3 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 16 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $10,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.67 bts,hp Jockey: Madison Williams Little Corvette nck Meg Wheels nck No Calories 3/4 Struggled turns (11)	4	$700
Year-40 Week-10 Day-3 Clay Mile (AL) Condition: Fast. Race 60 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $16,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.71 bts,hp Jockey: Madison Williams Such a Hotty nck Scary Fury nck Pulau Oland 1/2 Fought driver (10)	5	$200
Year-40 Week-8 Day-3 Maroon Mile (KY) Condition: Fast. Race 17 - 1 mile. Dirt. Standardbred-Pacer. 2 year olds. Fillies. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $15,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:51.87 bts,hp Jockey: Madison Williams On the Ghan 1/2 Insidious Beach hd Can't Be Serious ns Consistently (9)	3	$1,200

Offspring (Total Progeny Earnings: $0)

Y55-Preseason Deceased
Y54-W14-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y50-W15-D4 Agent: 'Can't Be Serious' has some broodmare potential, but she might not be the right fit for the classiest stables.
Y48-Preseason Retired
Y46-W16-D4 Moved to You Know Nothing Jon Snowbird Acres
Y46-W15-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y46-W13-D6 Moved to You Know Nothing Jon Snowbird Acres
Y46-W13-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y46-W12-D4 Moved to You Know Nothing Jon Snowbird Acres
Y46-W11-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y46-W6-D3 Moved to Long Overdue Farm
Y46-W5-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y46-W2-D1 Moved to Long Overdue Farm
Y45-W5-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y45-W1-D7 Moved to Long Overdue Farm
Y45-W1-D6 Moved to Akron Park
Y44-W16-D1 Moved to Long Overdue Farm
Y44-W15-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y44-W11-D5 Moved to Long Overdue Farm
Y44-W7-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y44-W4-D2 Moved to Clay Mile
Y44-W1-D3 Moved to Akron Park
Y43-W4-D7 Moved to Clay Mile
Y42-W4-D1 Moved to Peyto Southeast
Y42-W3-D5 Has an ankle chip.
Y42-W3-D2 Moved to Clay Mile
Y42-W3-D2 Whisperer: This is such a sturdy horse, She really won't care what it's like outside!
Y42-W1-D7 Moved to Freebird Raceway
Y41-W16-D1 Moved to Clay Mile
Y41-W10-D3 Moved to Peyto Southeast
Y41-W9-D7 Moved to Clay Mile
Y41-W7-D3 Moved to Peyto Southeast
Y41-W6-D7 Moved to Clay Mile
Y41-W4-D3 Moved to Peyto Southeast
Y41-W3-D7 Moved to Clay Mile
Y41-W2-D3 Moved to Peyto Southeast
Y41-W1-D7 Moved to Clay Mile
Y40-Break Sold to Mark Branch for $100
Y40-W14-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y40-W13-D7 Moved to Freebird Raceway
Y40-W12-D3 Moved to A Bluegrass Hub Stable
Y40-W11-D7 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y40-W10-D3 Moved to A Bluegrass Hub Stable
Y40-W9-D7 Moved to Clay Mile
Y40-W8-D4 Moved to A Bluegrass Hub Stable
Y40-W7-D7 Moved to Maroon Mile
Y40-W6-D2 Trained Under Harness
Y40-W6-D2 Trainer: 'Can't Be Serious' jogged around the track as if she had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, she caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y39-W6-D5 Schooled in the Paddock
Y39-W6-D5 Schooled in the Gate
Y39-W4-D1 Trained Under Harness
Y39-W4-D1 Trainer: Great exercise this morning! 'Can't Be Serious' should have a productive career.
Y39-W2-D7 Trained Under Harness
Y39-W2-D7 Trainer: 'Can't Be Serious' jogged around the track as if she had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, she caught the eye of all the other trainers!
Y39-W2-D3 Trained Under Harness
Y39-W2-D3 Trainer: Great exercise this morning! 'Can't Be Serious' should have a productive career.
Y39-W1-D6 Trained Under Harness
Y39-W1-D6 Trainer: Great exercise this morning! 'Can't Be Serious' should have a productive career.
Y39-W1-D2 Worked on the Longe Line
Y39-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y39-Preseason Trainer: Great exercise this morning! 'Can't Be Serious' should have a productive career.
Y39-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y39-Preseason Trainer: Great exercise this morning! 'Can't Be Serious' should have a productive career. By the way, if you want to keep Can't Be Serious jogging straight, why don't you just use a head pole?
Y39-Preseason Trainer: Can't Be Serious's hind legs overreach and knock against the forelegs. I'd try some boots. I think she needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y39-Preseason Trained Under Harness
Y39-Preseason Trainer: 'Can't Be Serious' jogged around the track as if she had wings! A very fluid and easy gallop, she caught the eye of all the other trainers! By the way, if you want to keep Can't Be Serious jogging straight, why don't you just use a head pole?
Y38-W10-D1 Renamed Horse 1399373310 to Can't Be Serious
Y38-W10-D1 Bred by Phil Hoeflich

Y54-W14-D4 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y40-Break Sold to Mark Branch for $100
Y40-W14-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y38-W10-D1 Bred by Phil Hoeflich