Get the Joke (NY)
Maiden Deceased
dkb.g.26 - 15.3
Marking: Snip
Thoroughbred
Earnings: $0
Breeder: Burgundy Hill Farms
Stats: 4: 0-0-0
Dirt: 4: 0-0-0
Turf: 0: 0-0-0
AW: 0: 0-0-0
BSF: 46
Sire: Minions Dam: Giggle Fit  
Grand Sire: Just Victory Dam Sire: Vortex Not for sale
Pedigree Chart Nominated to: None  

Simmy Awards Won: None

 
Race Information Finish Earnings  
Year-44 Week-4 Day-4 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Muddy. Race 52 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds and up. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $500. Purse $5,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.68 b,tt Jockey: Marietta Winters
Pararok 1 1/2 Linwood 1 Hear the Storm 1 1/2 Broke quickly dueled in tight lane belated rally (12)
7 $0  
Year-44 Week-2 Day-4 Penny Pincher Park (AK) Condition: Fast. Race 55 - 1 1/8 miles. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 3 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $15,000. Purse $12,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:49.76 b,tt Jockey: Marietta Winters
Step On the Gas 1 Rehab Centre 1 1/4 Drunken Tattoos 1 1/4 Away alertly between foes split rivals no response late (10)
9 $0  
Year-43 Week-16 Day-2 Last Resort Park (AK) Condition: Sloppy. Race 36 - 1 mile. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $50,000. Purse $10,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:37.78 b,tt Jockey: Madison Williams
You Jelly 1 Extra Quality 1 1/4 Burning Cheese 1 1/4 Broke outwards tracked between fanned out evenly (11)
11 $0  
Year-43 Week-11 Day-5 Price Is Right Park (CAN) Condition: Fast. Race 10 - 1 mile. Dirt. Thoroughbred. 2 year olds. Colts and Geldings. Maiden Claiming. Claiming price $35,000. Purse $15,000 (10 points) Finish Time 1:37.67 b,tt Jockey: Marietta Winters
Never Gets Old 2 1/2 Noble Soldier 1 Cry Baby Cry 1 1/2 Broke inwards taken behind rivals saved ground even finish (11)
11 $0  
SIM Date Distance Equipment Time
Year-42 Week-11 Day-1 5 furlongs. Dirt.
sr
0:59.66
Year-42 Week-9 Day-1 5 furlongs. Dirt.
fe
0:59.49
Year-42 Week-8 Day-1 5 furlongs. Turf.
fb
1:03.15
Year-42 Week-7 Day-1 5 furlongs. Turf.
l
1:03.39
Year-42 Week-5 Day-1 5 furlongs. Dirt.
b
0:59.27
Y44-W6-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y44-W6-D3 Trained to Jump
Y44-W6-D3 Trainer: This horse stumbled over every jump and was a hazard on the course! I'm not sure 'Get the Joke' will ever make it as a Steeplechase horse!
Y44-W4-D4 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y44-W4-D1 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y44-W3-D1 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y44-W3-D1 Gelded
Y44-W2-D3 Moved to Penny Pincher Park
Y43-W16-D1 Moved to In The Shadow Of Denali
Y43-W15-D5 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y43-W14-D3 Whisperer: This horse is like a duck when it comes to water, it just glides on through!
Y43-W11-D6 Moved to Peyto Stables
Y43-W11-D2 Moved to Price Is Right Park
Y43-W10-D6 Trainer: 'Get the Joke' has trouble breathing while galloping. Have you tried a tongue tie? I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I will have to observe this horse in training to try to figure it out.
Y43-W8-D6 Galloped
Y43-W8-D6 Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y43-Preseason Galloped
Y43-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-W9-D2 Galloped
Y42-W9-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-W3-D7 Galloped
Y42-W3-D7 Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-W3-D2 Galloped
Y42-W3-D2 Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-W2-D5 Galloped
Y42-W2-D5 Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-W1-D6 Galloped
Y42-W1-D6 Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-W1-D4 Galloped
Y42-W1-D4 Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-Preseason Galloped
Y42-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-Preseason Galloped
Y42-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-Preseason Galloped
Y42-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-Preseason Galloped
Y42-Preseason Trainer: Right now, 'Get the Joke' looks like a claimer, but don't despair because they are a solid source of income, and can always improve with racing experience!
Y42-Preseason Vet: He is in solid physical condition right now, it would seem. This horse is at its peak, it would seem, energy wise, so go ahead and race it!
Y41-Break Renamed Horse 1436665497 to Get the Joke
Y41-Break Bred by Phil Hoeflich
Y44-W6-D3 Given to Alexandra Jaysman
Y41-Break Bred by Phil Hoeflich

 

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