SIM Date |
Distance |
Equipment |
Time |
Year-47 Week-11 Day-7 |
3 furlongs. Dirt. |
hb,sr
|
0:34.87 |
Year-47 Week-10 Day-6 |
3 furlongs. Dirt. |
hb,sr
|
0:34.93 |
Year-47 Week-9 Day-2 |
3 furlongs. Dirt. |
fb,sr
|
0:35.16 |
Year-47 Week-8 Day-2 |
3 furlongs. Dirt. |
hb,sr
|
0:35.16 |
Year-47 Week-7 Day-3 |
3 furlongs. Dirt. |
fb,sr
|
0:35.14 |
Year-47 Week-4 Day-7 |
3 furlongs. Dirt. |
hb,sr
|
0:35.05 |
Y60-Preseason Deceased
Y56-Preseason Pensioned
Y56-Preseason Retired
Y55-W16-D2 Moved to True Blue Station via van
Y55-W15-D6 Moved to Last Resort Park via van
Y55-W12-D4 Moved to Aurora Meadows via van
Y55-W11-D7 Moved to Penny Pincher Park via airplane
Y55-W9-D1 Moved to Madrona Ridge Farm via van
Y55-W8-D5 Moved to Seattle Downs via airplane
Y55-W6-D3 Galloped
Y55-W6-D3 Trainer: Great gallop! 'Slamyourhorsewife' should have a productive career. This horse looks to be about at their peak, but even I can’t always predict the future!
Y55-W5-D1 Moved to Cripple Creek Ranch via airplane
Y55-W4-D4 Moved to Tucson Raceway via airplane
Y55-W2-D6 Moved to Flyball Ranch via van
Y55-W2-D1 Moved to Florence Park via airplane
Y54-W15-D1 Moved to Rancho de las Estrellas
Y54-W14-D4 Moved to Colombia Racecourse
Y54-W11-D2 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y54-W10-D6 Moved to Penny Pincher Park
Y54-W8-D6 Moved to Flyball Ranch
Y54-W8-D2 Moved to Florence Park
Y54-W3-D5 Moved to Vishtaspa Stables
Y54-W3-D2 Schooled in the Paddock
Y54-W3-D1 Moved to Sunshine Park
Y53-W16-D5 Moved to Peyto California
Y53-W16-D1 Moved to Arcadia Park
Y53-W13-D5 Moved to Peyto California
Y53-W13-D4 Schooled in the Paddock
Y53-W13-D1 Moved to Arcadia Park
Y53-W10-D5 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm
Y53-W10-D1 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y53-W7-D5 Moved to Rocky Top Central
Y53-W7-D5 Claimed by Dennis Trusty for $20,000
Y53-W7-D3 Moved to Columbus Downs
Y53-W5-D1 Moved to Cripple Creek Ranch
Y53-W4-D6 Moved to Tucson Raceway
Y53-W2-D2 Moved to True Blue Station
Y53-W1-D7 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y53-Preseason Galloped
Y53-Preseason Trainer: 'Slamyourhorsewife' is a very special animal.
Y52-W15-D2 Moved to True Blue Station
Y52-W14-D7 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y52-W13-D2 Moved to A Bar, Great Farm
Y52-W12-D6 Moved to Dashing Downs
Y52-W11-D2 Moved to Long Overdue Farm
Y52-W10-D6 Moved to Toronto Racecourse
Y52-W8-D1 Moved to Journey's End Farms
Y52-W7-D6 Moved to Shakopee Park
Y52-W6-D2 Moved to Bitter Root Farm
Y52-W5-D6 Moved to Price Is Right Park
Y52-W4-D1 Moved to California Connections
Y52-W3-D6 Moved to Hot Springs Park
Y52-W2-D1 Moved to Peyto Stables
Y52-W1-D6 Moved to Run Away Park
Y52-Preseason Galloped
Y52-Preseason Trainer: 'Slamyourhorsewife' is a stakes quality horse.
Y51-W16-D5 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y51-W16-D5 Vet: He is an average horse with typical legs. There's no extra risk of injury here. This horse is pretty sturdy and can withstand a regular training regimen.
Y51-W16-D4 Claimed by Richard Breedlove for $5,000
Y51-W16-D3 Moved to Penny Pincher Park
Y51-W9-D7 Moved to Last Resort Park
Y51-W9-D3 Moved to Aurora Meadows
Y51-W8-D6 Galloped
Y51-W8-D6 Trainer: 'Slamyourhorsewife' is a very special animal.
Y51-W5-D7 Moved to Penny Pincher Park
Y51-W5-D6 Gelded
Y51-W3-D5 Moved to Alaskan Vacation Resort
Y51-W3-D5 Undo: Geld Slamyourhorsewife
Y51-W3-D5 Gelded
Y51-W3-D3 Moved to Nakayama Racecourse
Y51-Preseason Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo
Y51-Preseason Galloped
Y51-Preseason Trainer: 'Slamyourhorsewife' is a stakes quality horse.
Y50-W15-D7 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park
Y50-W13-D2 Moved to Osaka Racecourse
Y50-W12-D3 Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo
Y50-W7-D7 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park
Y50-W6-D5 Moved to Akamatsu Bokujo
Y50-W5-D7 Moved to Kanashi Wau Park
Y50-W5-D4 Moved to End of Eternity Farm
Y50-W3-D2 Moved to Nakayama Racecourse
Y50-W2-D7 Galloped
Y50-W2-D7 Trainer: 'Slamyourhorsewife' is a very special animal.
Y49-Break Lease is over. Return to Danny Derby
Y49-W16-D1 Moved to Inspiration Stud
Y49-W15-D3 Moved to Trinidad Racecourse
Y49-W14-D1 Moved to A Caribbean Hub Stable
Y49-W13-D3 Moved to Panama Racecourse
Y49-W12-D1 Moved to Wiltshire Estates
Y49-W11-D3 Moved to Jamaica Racecourse
Y49-W9-D2 Moved to A Caribbean Hub Stable
Y49-W8-D3 Moved to Panama Racecourse
Y49-W5-D6 Moved to Forever Magic Farms
Y49-W4-D7 Moved to Capaill Racecourse
Y49-W4-D1 Moved to Forever Magic Farms
Y49-W1-D7 Moved to Lakeway Park
Y49-Preseason Lease to Gigi Gofaster for $0
Y49-Preseason Lease is over. Return to Danny Derby
Y48-Break Moved to Peyto California
Y48-W15-D7 Moved to Arcadia Park
Y48-W14-D5 Moved to Peyto California
Y48-W13-D7 Moved to Arcadia Park
Y48-W11-D6 Moved to Instant Karma Farm
Y48-W10-D7 Moved to Oceanside Racetrack
Y48-W8-D6 Moved to Greener Pastures Nursery CA
Y48-W7-D7 Moved to Adolescent Acres
Y48-W6-D6 Moved to California Connections
Y48-W6-D3 Moved to Golden Bridge Park
Y48-W4-D6 Moved to Peyto California
Y48-W4-D3 Moved to Arcadia Park
Y48-W4-D3 Whisperer: I wouldn't get this horse's feet dirty, He does not like that!
Y48-W1-D2 Lease to Gigi Gofaster for $100,001
Y47-W16-D3 Renamed Slam Autistic Wife to Slamyourhorsewife
Y47-W16-D3 Renamed Horse 1490763247 to Slam Autistic Wife
Y47-W14-D7 Galloped
Y47-W14-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a very special animal.
Y47-W13-D7 Galloped
Y47-W13-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a stakes quality horse.
Y47-W13-D2 Galloped
Y47-W13-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a very special animal.
Y47-W12-D6 Galloped
Y47-W12-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a stakes quality horse.
Y47-W12-D5 Galloped
Y47-W12-D5 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a very special animal.
Y47-W9-D2 Vet: He seems to be walking fine. This horse isn't even tired!
Y47-W8-D6 Galloped
Y47-W8-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a stakes quality horse.
Y47-W8-D2 Vet: Looks like He is currently well. It's the perfect time for a race or some other exercise!
Y47-W7-D3 Vet: There are currently no physical problems that I can see. If you aren't planning on racing any time soon you might want to give this horse a little bit of exercise elsewhere.
Y47-W6-D6 Galloped
Y47-W6-D6 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a very special animal.
Y47-W5-D2 Vet: Your horse's legs look fine for now. This horse should run well but I'd expect a tired horse after the race.
Y47-W4-D2 Galloped
Y47-W4-D2 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a stakes quality horse.
Y47-W3-D7 Galloped
Y47-W3-D7 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a very special animal.
Y47-W3-D4 Galloped
Y47-W3-D4 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a stakes quality horse.
Y47-W3-D3 Galloped
Y47-W3-D3 Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is training well. If you keep up the good work, I'll be ready to show you what he's able to do.
Y47-Preseason Vet: Looks like He is currently well. This horse is tired today, you might want to make sure He rests for a couple of days. Have you ever noticed that Horse 1490763247 is sore in the morning? Maybe try some bandages.
Y47-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is scared of his own shadow! Maybe a shadow roll would work? I think he needs one other piece of equipment too, but I don't think I can help you with that.
Y47-Preseason Galloped
Y47-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is a stakes quality horse.
Y47-Preseason Jogged
Y47-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y47-Preseason Schooled in the Paddock
Y47-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y47-Preseason Swam in Pool
Y47-Preseason Galloped
Y47-Preseason Trainer: 'Horse 1490763247' is very unfit and needs more training.
Y47-Preseason Worked on the Longe Line
Y47-Preseason Swam in Pool
Y47-Preseason Schooled in the Gate
Y47-Preseason Schooled in the Paddock
Y47-Preseason Jogged
Y47-Preseason Walked the Shedrow
Y46-W15-D2 Bred for $70,000 Fee
Y46-W15-D2 Bred by Danny Derby
Y53-W7-D5 Claimed by Dennis Trusty for $20,000
Y51-W16-D4 Claimed by Richard Breedlove for $5,000
Y49-Break Lease is over. Return to Danny Derby
Y49-Preseason Lease to Gigi Gofaster for $0
Y49-Preseason Lease is over. Return to Danny Derby
Y48-W1-D2 Lease to Gigi Gofaster for $100,001
Y46-W15-D2 Bred by Danny Derby